Schlotzhauer

What is Schlotzhauer?

a drunken german that sometimes snuggles with dogs to stay warm while in a belligerent state

see that kid uneating his food in the trees over there? what a schlotzhauer! shouldnt have drank a Jager

See schlotz, retard, drunken nazi

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