Schlplorganizing Edit Meaning

1. The greatest extent at which one's nipples can protrude. Typically brought on by frigid temperatures. Hey dude! That chick has o..

1. When someone takes a shit on your face while it is covered only by a piece of clear plastic wrap. Oh, no not another Hot Chicago!! See..

1. masturbation someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time. See walking the ..