Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

The Cus

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Mpitten

1. The combination of a pillow and a kitten by means of magic. A: Oh yes, I love my pillow. W: Oh yeah? Well I love my mpitten!..

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