Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Japorean

1. a person who is half japanese and half korean My friend is Japorean because her father is japanese and her mother is korean. See Rober..

I Loud You

1. An error made when texting with predictive text enabled, revealing a distinct lack of attention being paid to a particularly affectionat..

Awkward Squirtle

1. when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference made up in Smiles's BlogTV show "I like to spank my mankey sometimes" wo..

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