Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Crazy Scientist Blah

1. The Crazy Scientist blah is a Blah man that Predicts that the world will crash into the sun in FIVE SECONDs. this is found in the Dement..

No Ed

1. 1. a saying used when someone does something extremely dumb 2. an exclamation when used as "Ed on my face" 3. calling someon..

Felinatio

1. What a male cat is cleaning itself vigorusly in the groin area. Usually in front of compay in the middle of a room full of awkwardly sil..

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