Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

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Jacking Jill Up The Hill

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Ke04

1. KEO4 is an abbreviation for Kerry-Edwards 2004. Referring either to the candidates or the campaign or both. I'm voting KEO4 becau..

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