Schlucke

What is Schlucke?


1.

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation


80

Random Words:

1. The act of fucking a woman in the vagina using both feet and both hands simultaneously. Simon: Hey babe, you fancy a Quad F? See fist,..
1. The increase in earnings per share that comes against a firm acquires another firm with a P/E ratio lower than its original price-earnin..
1. stands for Obsessive Robert Pattinson Disorder. A very serious medical condition; symptoms include: extreme sexual arousal upon seeing i..