Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Beerhoea

1. Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer. I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of b..

Unprovoked

1. To do something without cause or warning. I wasn't even hungry. I just ate that whole pizza...unporovoked...

Shitta Junkin'

1. When one opponent blows out another. Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin', See beat, smoke, kill, junk..

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