Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

911 Killer

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Done Issue

1. a matter no longer worth discussing; esp. pertains to biting "Hey Martin Kohan, hypothetically, I heard you bit Alex Sharigan, hyp..

Queep

1. (As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher..

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