Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Mmw

1. (n) An abbreviation for Making of the Modern World. A General Education Class at ERC at UCSD. Also known as Makes Me Wanna die and Maki..

Cocksand

1. The sand that accumulates around the base of the cock. "Damnit, I can't party tonight, I have cocksand, sorry guys." :( ..

Zulz

1. An abbreviation of the word 'Lulz0rz' Friend one: *joke* Everybody else: Zulz! See zulz, lolz, zorz, lulz..

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