Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

:o :o :o

1. A Triple Headed Shock Monster, also known as a THSM. A set of emoticons expressing extreme shock. John: I killed a man again! Abe: :o ..

2lsnipop

1. (read as two l's n i pop)- the act of masterbation. Yo, I totally 2lsnipopped last night. I love to 2lsnipop to him. See masterb..

Update

1. 1.to record the latest information 2. to bring something up-to date I have to update my browser. See computers, history, politics ..

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