Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Ljstfd

1. Acronym for Let's Just Shut This Fucker Down. To be said upon discovering alcohol fueled madness at a late hour in one's dwell..

/rock

1. An emote used in the MMORPG Guild Wars to initiate a game of rock paper scissors with yourself. "Dude, how do you play rock paper ..

Enslin

1. 1. somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. 2. Is a person tha..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schlucke Edit Meaning