Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

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1. someone with pigtails or very long eyebrows The dad hugged his daughter who looked like this ~`_`~ See ~, Snide..

W00tm0053

1. Wootmoose w-OO-TE MOO-CE n. a. More commonly spelt, w00tm0053. b. Used in conjection with, Hot Pockets. c. A term for someone tha..

Joycing

1. To visit a woman of ill-repute whilst on ones lunch break. Usual excuses include the queue at the bank or post office. "Are you jo..

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