Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Reotch

1. can be used in place of bitch "Damn, that was a reotchin' party!" "Joplin's such a reotch.." See bitch,..

J.s. Bach

1. a term for anal sex. Want to have sex? Are you into J.S. Bach? See anal sex, butt sex, rimjob..

Vending Machine Random

1. The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing it..

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