Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Striped Sunlight

1. One's visual perspective while doing time behind bars. See Incarceration Damm! Bubba's gonna be seein' striped sunlight ..

Quadrisuck

1. The very worst of suckiness. Four times worse than suck! Oh, man, he so quadrisucks! See sucks 1. The very worst of suckiness. Four ..

Ummer

1. An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out. I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!! See gamer,..

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