Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Gameplay

1. Something modern gaming lacks. Ps3, Xbox360, Windows Vista? Please. Get that shit out of my face. Give me my SNES or gameboy for som..

Go Home And Have A Bath

1. An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs tho..

Pyune

1. The fresh peak when you first open a jar of either margarine, ice cream ,peanut butter, cheese wiz, mayonaise, or anything else pyunable..

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