Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Queen's Vaults Aka. The Firkin

1. A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else. Is close..

As All Hell

1. Used to exaggerate a word in a silly manner. It is cold as all hell outside. That picture is as ugly as all hell...

Salty Mongoose

1. When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose. Related to the salty..

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