Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Perp-blissful-lexed

1. When one is both perplexed and blissful Right now Im totally perp-blissful-lexed See blissful, happy, confused, bliss..

Poo Schnoodle

1. This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity. Mike &q..

Teagan Presley

1. Hottest bitch on the face of the planet. Contract porn star that works almost exclusively for Digital Playground. Person 1:Hey have you..

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