Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Up The Council

1. One who takes it in the arse, poochute, batty, rectum etc. lol i've heard that jacob takes it up the council! always knew he was a..

Enke

1. a smooth talkin white boy who loves to toke on the ganja plant Pass the bong Enke. See blizzy 2. a thick scented smog that accumulat..

Uiop

1. Qwerty's cousin. Also known as u-i-o-p. uiop are the four keys after qwerty See Crazydog 2. Code word for high, or being on dr..

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