Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Egoxicated

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Landon-in-spain

1. A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bar..

O-<-<

1. this one's drunk, thas why he layin on the sidewalk fuckin homeless 'people' See bruja..

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