Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

1. n; an article of clothing used to cup the breasts, bra Wow, that is an extremely large over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder! Is it a triple..

Lezbitarian

1. A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "c..

Juicycampus

1. Juicycampus is a vile and disgusting websitedesigned solely to allow college students to anonymously bash and harass their peers without..

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