Schlucke

What is Schlucke?


1.

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation


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