Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Va Ju Ju

1. another term for pussy, punani, cunt "dont stick that in my va ju ju" "did he really think all that large throbing peni..

Zebra Mustache

1. When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde. Drew has a zebra mustache. See zeb..

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1. The suspicious eyes that a very smart girl came up with. I have so much homework to do. =_= @my teacher See suspicious, eyes, cool, i,..

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