Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Bowels

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Bobo Cream

1. Filmy stuff that covers the tip of an uncircumsised penis I had alot of bobo cream on my willy after not showering for a week She got ..

Vaginal Mullet

1. A females pubic hair that is trimmed short in the front, but is left long on the labia. This gives it the appearence of a conventional m..

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