Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Understatement

1. to state to weakly, or without emphasis To say George W. Bush is a bad president would be an understatement See statement, under, over..

Idkwtftmba

1. I don't know what the F*** that means but anyway... I think the words say it all, but basically, when there is something you compl..

Vagotage

1. (sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans. -Did you meet up with Dave last night? ---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emoti..

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