Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Clintaculous

1. 1. Of or pertaining to bad ass qualities. 2. Clint Eastwood like. Guy 1: Yea, I fucked her..never called her again though. Guy 2: B..

Fuck Games

1. 1.) Weak ass lies or attempted cons 2.)A bullshitting ass excuse (usually from a woman). Guy: Damn, so what happen to you this time las..

Pull Your Finger Out

1. get on with it; stop wasting time shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass" (apparently, having your finger up yo..

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