Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Editorializing

1. An edpidemic sweeping slangdefine in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of con..

Obamist

1. A supporter of Barack Obama's Socialist ways. I was telling my friend Scully that Obama is a socialist. But I was wasting my time..

G-tek

1. biggest idiot on the planet that dj was so wack, i thought it was g-tek..

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