Schlucke

What is Schlucke?

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!

Mother: Shut up.

See phone, send, recieve, masturbation

Snurgle

1. The last few bites of any food item that you may be willing to share. "Are you going to finish that snurgle?" See food, shar..

T.a.d.s

1. This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly. JohnDude stop touching me like that! CarlHow was I touching you? ..

Umpa-lumpia

1. A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget. I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia See umpa-lumpa, lumpia, ..

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