What is Schluff?
1.
To go for a nap, or a short sleep
"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"
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2.
verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some
grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
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3.
Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.
I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.
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4.
Combination of the word s*it and stuff.
With all of these shopping channel items, there is certainly a lot of schluff in this room.
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5.
In trick-based card games, to deliberately lose a high card for strategic reasons. Implies not only getting rid of the card, but underplaying it relative to its potential.
I schluffed the queen of spades when diamonds were going around.
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