Schluff

What is Schluff?


1.

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

See nap, sleep, snooze, kip, doze

2.

verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.

"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"

"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."

or

"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."

or

"dude, where's your girlfriend?"

"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungyhobo at the gas station"

"nice"

See shluf, shluff, pawn, dump, eat it, do not want, ditch

3.

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

See slacker, lazy

4.

Combination of the word s*it and stuff.

With all of these shopping channel items, there is certainly a lot of schluff in this room.

See junk, crap, mess, clutter, neat

5.

In trick-based card games, to deliberately lose a high card for strategic reasons. Implies not only getting rid of the card, but underplaying it relative to its potential.

I schluffed the queen of spades when diamonds were going around.

See cards, games, tricks


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