Schlum

What is Schlum?


1.

a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!

He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.

See bitch, asshole, retard, faggot, fucker

2.

A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)

*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?

3.

Schlumverb.A thing that you can do that represents a sexual act.

Did you schlum with her last night?

See sex, do, make love, kiss, makeout


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