What is Schlum?
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a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!
He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.
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A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)
*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?
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Did you schlum with her last night?
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