What is Schlum?
1.
a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!
He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.
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2.
A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)
*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?
3.
Did you schlum with her last night?
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When you give a Dutch girl a Dutch Oven, where you pull the blanket over her head in bed after farting.
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