Schlumberdoodle

What is Schlumberdoodle?

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

See impotent, sterile, erection, boner

3 Piece Grab Bag

1. In short it is a package(penis and testicles, 3 parts, hence 3 piece) I have a 3 piece grab bag See 3, piece, grab, bag, package..

Artificial

1. Trait of a person who pretends to be happy, joyful, and ridiculous in front of certain people just so that he/she can fit in. When this ..

Dozzlefutz

1. n. Any situation in which your iguana runs out of ammunition. "Wow, we're in a dozzlefutz. Fuck."..

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