Schlumberdoodle

What is Schlumberdoodle?

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

See impotent, sterile, erection, boner

Jotwani

1. a slang word for farting, usually with blood and/or shit I jotwanied and i stank up the whole house See dulik, fart, shit, anus, garfu..

The Jump

1. the beginning of something i told about this from the jump. 2. Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no t..

Unconventional Motivation

1. The drive to study for tests and quizzes in college so that you can work quickly and leave the testing site as quickly as possible. Chr..

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