Schlumberdoodle

What is Schlumberdoodle?

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

See impotent, sterile, erection, boner

W/e Tf/e

1. whatever the fuck ever - brb... #2 - w/e tf/e See w/e, tf, whatever, wtf..

U.g.c.

1. The Ugly Girl Crew. (U know who you are) I have a locker next to the U.G.C. That bitch was so ugly, she belongs in the U.G.C...

Nail Oneself

1. verb - to masturbate "Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself. See masturbation, nail, sex, hook..

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