Schlumberger

What is Schlumberger?


1.

(pronounced: Shlum-ber-JAY)-

1. The act of defacating while have sex with a menstruating woman.

2. To unintentionally inflict harm on oneself or others.

Schlumberger takes its name from a Canadian oil drilling firm. It is rumored that the company's field engineers pioneered and named the sex act with Calgary prostitutes while on monthly leave.

I Schlumbergered that bitchso badly in order to remind her who is boss.

I Schlumbergered my job interview so badly that security escorted me out of the building.

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2.

It is the word of all words.

It means everything.

That is so SCHLUMBERGER.

You are a SCHLUMBERGER.

I feel SCHLUMBERGER today.

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