Schlumberger Edit Meaning

1.

(pronounced: Shlum-ber-JAY)-

1. The act of defacating while have sex with a menstruating woman.

2. To unintentionally inflict harm on oneself or others.

Schlumberger takes its name from a Canadian oil drilling firm. It is rumored that the company's field engineers pioneered and named the sex act with Calgary prostitutes while on monthly leave.

I Schlumbergered that bitchso badly in order to remind her who is boss.

I Schlumbergered my job interview so badly that security escorted me out of the building.

See sex, feces, menstruation, cleavland steamer

2.

It is the word of all words.

It means everything.

That is so SCHLUMBERGER.

You are a SCHLUMBERGER.

I feel SCHLUMBERGER today.

See ptcha