What is Schlumberger?
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(pronounced: Shlum-ber-JAY)-
1. The act of defacating while have sex with a menstruating woman.
2. To unintentionally inflict harm on oneself or others.
Schlumberger takes its name from a Canadian oil drilling firm. It is rumored that the company's field engineers pioneered and named the sex act with Calgary prostitutes while on monthly leave.
I Schlumbergered that
bitch so badly in order to remind her who is boss.
I Schlumbergered my job interview so badly that security escorted me out of the building.
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It is the word of all words.
It means everything.
That is so SCHLUMBERGER.
You are a SCHLUMBERGER.
I feel SCHLUMBERGER today.
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