What is Schlumberjargon?
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A collective term for technical (and often confusing)
Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."
Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"
Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."
Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
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