Schlump

What is Schlump?


1.

When you are in a bad mood or depressedbut you dont really know why.

Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.

See moody, depressed, grumpy, pmt, meh

2.

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.

(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"

3.

A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball

Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump

4.

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

See nipple, booby, breast, puppy, push


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