Schlumper Edit Meaning

1. Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous. <Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money! <Guy2> bastard <Guy1> o..

1. A man who likes to put his own fist inside his anus, and then use his tounge to lightly smother the brown contents from his hand into hi..

1. The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object). Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but ..