Schlumper Edit Meaning

1. When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong. When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away me..

1. When you are 86'd from going into a bar or restaurant because you used to date someone that works there and now its too uncomfortab..

1. A hot redhead who plays by her own rules. Fred: "Look at Amaia." Stan: "Yeah, she plays by no rules but her own." ..