Schlumpkining

What is Schlumpkining?

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

See blowjob, blumpkin, slumpkin, head

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