Schlumpkining

What is Schlumpkining?

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

See blowjob, blumpkin, slumpkin, head

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

Sex Lord

1. A man or woman who is considered so high in the sex organization that it is an honor to have intercorse with them Sean is a sex lord. ..

Cadela

1. "Bitch" in Portuguese (Brazilian). Voce e uma cadela veia.. (You're an old bitch)..

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