Schlumpkining

What is Schlumpkining?


1.

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

See blowjob, blumpkin, slumpkin, head


1

Random Words:

1. phrase Princess Pea from "Super WHY" says whenever something goes wrong. A less offensive way of saying "Oh my God" ..
1. A good thing to blame stuff on. Just like the Sasquatch. Jim:Who the hell took a shit in the sink again Dale:Its those goddamn eggbabi..
1. A latino entrepreneur always balances his community, family, and finances with every aspect of life. They rise to the communitys needs n..