What is Schlumptress Borg 1 Of 1?


1.

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control

of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.

After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

See schlumpe, schlumper, borg


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