Schlumpty

What is Schlumpty?

1.

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

2.

The feeling of being hit by an avalanche of pillows, stuffed toys or similar furnishings

Adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. A box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather "schlumpty"

See schlumpty, pillow, pillows, bed, sensation

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