Schlumpty

What is Schlumpty?


1.

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

2.

The feeling of being hit by an avalanche of pillows, stuffed toys or similar furnishings

Adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. A box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather "schlumpty"

See schlumpty, pillow, pillows, bed, sensation


55

Random Words:

1. Dem persian tingz :p "Hey Maxii! would you like to go and ehhhh sarch vikipedia for information on cats?" "Vikipedia sa..
1. A german word with the same meaning as Hurensohn , it means: Son of a bitch it can be used to insult girls too. Halt deine verdammte F..
1. Who Licks The Pussy A private organization started by my friends and I. Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T...