Schluniverse

What is Schluniverse?


1.

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

See schlong, infinity, vagine, schlifinity


0

Random Words:

1. A loud squeaky fart that makes a noise like a rocket firework. Man, I nearly took off with that rocket fart. See rocket, fart, firewor..
1. when you are absolutely going to have to do something, but don't have to do it yet. "I'm about to got to pay the rent!&q..
1. When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant. Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table bee..