Schluniverse

What is Schluniverse?

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

See schlong, infinity, vagine, schlifinity

Textcation

1. turning your cellular device off, or refraining from charging your battery in order to take a break from text overload 1. i'm enjo..

Vaginormous

1. n. Vast and cavernous, while warm and moist. This huge tropical cave is vaginormous! 2. vagina + ginormous. Most properly used to de..

Douche King

1. One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed! Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't John: G..

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