Schluniverse

What is Schluniverse?

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

See schlong, infinity, vagine, schlifinity

Ohio Connection

1. The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events..

Dorito-bandito

1. One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandit..

Zibit

1. deadly virus..

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