Schluniverse

What is Schluniverse?

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

See schlong, infinity, vagine, schlifinity

Asstoris

1. The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bel..

Stone Edged Guilt

1. The slightly guilty feeling you get having wasted a whole evening getting stoned and not socialising/doing anything constructive. Usual..

A Face Like A Fist Full Of Ass Holes

1. An extremely ugly person. I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes. See ugly, hideous, gr..

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