Schlurve

What is Schlurve?


1.

a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.

"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."

See schlong, dick, rainbow, left turn, blinker


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