Schmack

What is Schmack?


1.

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.

Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!

See blowjob, kiny, sex, fat chicks

2.

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

See your mom

3.

schmack means anything but no

"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything

but no)

4.

An intense for of smacking someone.

"You have nice boobs" says Fred.

"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.

5.

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch

That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!

See smack, smackdown, funny, slam, serve

6.

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!


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