Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. a phrase OFTEN used my Messenger when in a state of shock, excitement, suprise, or another extreme emotional moment "eternity...fr..

1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..

1. this is slang for urinate. god im drunk, i have to urinine. See piss, pee, wizz, urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard..