Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

1. faeceas that, in the toilet, resemble a chocolate moose cum rolo pudding. "hey roger! come look at my poopie pie, it looks like a ..

1. when a man tucks his erect penis between his legs and presents it to another person to suck from behind. i was feeling frisky so i gave..