Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. An emote shortcut for an emote depicting a "zizi" head jumping up and down. "A: Justin is a nub B:zqzq A:Lolz See l..

1. An entity that hovers over the subconscious like a fog, yet avoids fields and pastures like cows avoid escalators. His wisdom is exceede..

1. The art of having a wankwhilst jogging "I went for a nice jogwank in the park today" See jog, wank, masturbate, drogba, run..