Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. An extremely expensive JAPand pretty boy resort which will not accept you without the possession of your daddy's Beamer. One of t..

1. when someone is really really fat, you put your hands at about half arm span and say that they are "500 lbs out to here" a var..

1. J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers. "Did you read my b..