Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. (n) A deerskin dildo. Dude, last night I was way too drunk to rail my girl. So, I went to town on her with the zoldar instead. She was ..

1. Noobyslope / Noobislope noun. A theoretical slope of noob-like skill. One who is one this slope, is a noob. (noob, noobier, noobiest) ..

1. a energy drink that fuses the power of an energy drink with the taste of a great soft drink. LK Juice was made one day when a groups of ..