Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. To be mad, up for it, mad for it, off the boil Tim: "Let's get more shots" Si: "Your mad as toast you are" S..

1. Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for the..

1. To pee 8 times in a row. "Oh shit man i just took an octopiss in the lake" See urethra, jesus, octopus 2. Upon waking afte..