Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. extreme excitement, usually about a new relationship Girl 1: I've met a new guy? Girl 2: eeeeeeeeee. Is he hot? Girl 1: Yes. eee..

1. The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time. That man placed his testicles on that person..

1. The term used to explain a laptop that is used while the user is currently on/using the toilet. Don't put that nastytop by me, I k..