Schmaelz Edit Meaning

1. 1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor. ..

1. To jizz over something accidentally. "Dude, I'm in trouble, I totally paspiyed last night's homework." See cumshot..

1. when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age. hey, look at tha..