What is Schmag?
1.
An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass
2.
1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag
Dude, get your schmag off my bed.
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3.
a cigarette.
Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"
Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."
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4.
Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff
1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".
2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."
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5.
a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.
the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!
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meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork
Schmag was soo dumb today.
7.
Adjective - A discrete way to describe
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
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