Schmag Edit Meaning

1.

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

2.

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

See D.B.

3.

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

See cigarette, butt, shmag, tobacco, camels

4.

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).

1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"

2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff

1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."

See vagina, stuff, smurf, latin, sarcasm

5.

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

See Groan

6.

meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork

Schmag was soo dumb today.

7.

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

See sperm, cum, love juice, load, gizz