Schmagma

What is Schmagma?


1.

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

See funk, filth, gunk, cheese, disgusting

2.

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

See 4skin, dick, jizz, smagma

3.

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

4.

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in slangdefine for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

5.

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

6.

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

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