Schmagmite Edit Meaning

1. When, after a rather hot curry, you pull open the stitching on a small child's bear (Between ages 2 and 6) and lay a hot steaming s..

1. A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason. "Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you thi..

1. Combines Merge with Sociopath. Defines a driver (usually male, usually talking on a Bluetooth device, usually driving a luxury sports se..