What is Schmagoola?
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An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"
or
"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
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a fairly short creature with A.D.D. problems
that also enjoys cleaning, sexual pleasures, and dogs running around without a leash
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Brace for one's broken or fractured anus.
I've broken or fractured my anus now i need my anus brace.
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the act of being able to give yourself oral sex
Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be
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