Schmalcohol Edit Meaning

1. If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing. "Mmm, bagle..." "..

1. When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket. I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..

1. Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often havin..