Schmalenciaga

What is Schmalenciaga?

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Air The Iguana

1. Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose. I've gotta go and air the iguana or I&a..

Helmet Muncher

1. a slang term for a cock sucker. that guys being a total hemet muncher wow that burd was professional helmet muncher See helmet munche..

Karled

1. To be extremely drunk or wasted. Did you see Steve last night? He was so Karled he passed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup. See ..

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