Schmalenciaga

What is Schmalenciaga?

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Cakestripes

1. The shit which ist left, when you forgot to use the toilet brush. "What the hell is that, down there in the toilet bowl?" &q..

Earnest The Clown

1. To have sex in the earhole Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday See sex, ear, rape, clown, hole..

Nose Mittens

1. Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness... Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose..

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