Schmalenciaga

What is Schmalenciaga?

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Hair Brush

1. 1 An object made to brush notted hair 2 A waterproof microphone used to sing in the shower My hair brush doesn't need batteries...

Yaert

1. An expression of suprise or excitement. Yaert! Michigan lost to Appalachian State! See wow, yikes, jeeze, holy cow, what the crap..

Cramshaft

1. Any of or pertaining to; a shaft that is crammed instead of rammed. "dude, I rammed in the shaft and its still not working" ..

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