Schmalenciaga

What is Schmalenciaga?

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

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