Schmalf

What is Schmalf?

Means like the sound when you says it!

If can mean good or bad , hi, bye, just about anything all depending on the tonal expression you use in saying the word

Thats toast is schmalfy, gimme some.

Your so schmalf.

"Hi i'm home", Schmalf

A Juicy [fart]

1. Sounds like or feels like some watery feces was passed when farting. Usually occurs with a slight case of diarrhea. I just let go with..

Munching In The Grass

1. A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman. fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you c..

Aqua-cool-oh!

1. any bottled water that is store bought It means ass water...toilet water. It questions these unpolluted streams that fill expensive bo..

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