Schmally Edit Meaning

1. Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass..

1. A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together. "This theate..

1. The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the..