What is Schmammered?
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The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
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Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too
Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..
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The mix between shit faced and hammered.
schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.
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A wet spot! Usually in lawns and yards.
Look at that billeadeau in the lawn.
Man this fairway has billeadeau's all over.
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A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
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