What is Schmammered?
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The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
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Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too
Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..
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The mix between shit faced and hammered.
schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.
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The study which involves how orgasms work chemically and a scientific excuse to have sex.
Student: Is that yogurt on his pants?
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Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..
