What is Schmance?
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To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.
1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell
Random Words:
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High fiving from a distance because you are too lazy to get up.
"Virtual 5!"
...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters ..
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Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine
Vagina Wine = Period
"Hey Miss! you on your poongoon?!"..
