Schmance

What is Schmance?


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To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.

1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.

2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.

3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.

Examples:

Ricotta=Rigut

Mozzarella=Mutzarell


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