What is Schmang?
1.
dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum
I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear
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2.
a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared
After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.
Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.
Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all
schmangy .
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3.
A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.
That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!
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4.
A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.
I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.
5.
A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus
Holy crap look at that schmang
