Schmang

What is Schmang?


1.

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

See Brian

2.

a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.

See crud, residue, slime, sweat, grease

3.

A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.

That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!

See dawg, beast, feral, rabies

4.

A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.

5.

A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang


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