Schmanta Claus

What is Schmanta Claus?


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He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

See santa claus, yenta, hanukkah, chanukah


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