Schmashmeal

What is Schmashmeal?


1.

1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.

2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).

3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

See dry lander, beer bong, keg stand, energy, schmashing


24

Random Words:

1. A clothing line offered by The Limited during the late 80s and early 90s. The clothing line consisted mainly of overpriced henleys and c..
1. One of the many revolting sounds emitted from the Rag Rappy species native to Ragol during its hot and (relatively) sweaty mating ritual..
1. A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stup..