Schmashmeal

What is Schmashmeal?


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1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.

2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).

3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

See dry lander, beer bong, keg stand, energy, schmashing


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