What is Schmattered?
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- adj.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
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Someone or something that exceeds far more than expectation. To "blow something out of the water".
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a gross misspelling of the word unfortunately, most famously used by a retarded 26 year old woman asking for programming advice.
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Term used to describe theft of NetflixDVDs from a neighboror acquaintance's mailbox, with the intent of watching them yourself.
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