Schmattered

What is Schmattered?


1.

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"

Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"

Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"

Xue - "It was posed I swear!"

Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."

Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"

Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"

Xue - "No. Abstinence."

See drunk, high, fucked up


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