Schmatz

What is Schmatz?


1.

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

See kiss, besos, xoxo

2.

a type of pizza which consists of a garlic-flavored dough topped off with diced tomatos, parmesan, and mozzerella cheeses.

boy, jill made some wonderful schmatz!

See pizza, flatbread, schmatz, focaccia

3.

a schamtz is to fingure ur ass hole then smell it possibly have a taste

schmatz always pulls a schmazts before school.

See butt, hole, ass, nasty, the, schmatz

4.

When approaching emminent climax whilst receiving oral sex, a man will pull out his penis and ejaculate on the "performer's" face. As she is blinded by his semen, the male then punches her in the nose and mixes the blood and semen all over her face in a mixture known, colloquially, as a "schmatz."

"Damn! Did you just see Jamal's ho? She's all bloody and spooged-- and her nose is all banged up! He really gave that bitch a good schmatz!"

See donkey punch


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