Schmear Edit Meaning

1.

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.

2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.

3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")

2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."

2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

See yiddish, slang, smear, food, bagel

2.

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

See schmeer, catan, arrogance, stanford, sammy

3.

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

4.

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

See scum, funk, cell phone, phone

5.

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --

a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

See schmere, shmear, shmere

6.

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

See jackalicious

7.

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.

See sheepshead, cards, points, gambling, games, trump, fail