Schmearfinkle

What is Schmearfinkle?

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

Quick Biff

1. 1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to..

Very Special Blossom

1. When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores te..

Quids

1. It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out....

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