Schmecky

What is Schmecky?


1.

Penis, a man's sexual organ.

a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

See dick, cock, johnson, purple headed yogurt slinger


99

Random Words:

1. Pick up your virgin girl, and make sure her legs are wrapped around your waist. Position your erect cock to the entrance to her honey p..
1. Leaving a little left to the imagination Surmise there may be extra4surprise. See leaving, little, left, imagination 2. Leaving a li..
1. 300 miles of...farms, smelly farms, corn, even smellier farms, and...Des Moines...and Davenport too. Features a 73-mile branch route in..