Schmed

What is Schmed?


1.

a cigarette; a smoke

Give me a schmed.

See Sergio

2.

A Zombie In a Video game

Ex. We Shot that schmeds head off

See s, c, h, m, e, d

3.

A goof, a nerdy person that thinks he's cool. Someone that sits on a bench in a mall wearing a denim or leather jacket while licking an ice cream cone with sprinkiles.

Look at that schmed trying to be cool. He is straight out of 1985!

See wanna be, nerd, geek, goof, outsider

4.

verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.

forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding

"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"

"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."

"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."

See flake, flake out, flakes, unreliable, no-show


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