What is Schmed?
1.
a cigarette; a smoke
Give me a schmed.
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2.
A Zombie In a Video game
Ex. We Shot that schmeds head off
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3.
A goof, a nerdy person that thinks he's cool. Someone that sits on a bench in a mall wearing a denim or leather jacket while licking an ice cream cone with sprinkiles.
Look at that schmed trying to be cool. He is straight out of 1985!
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4.
verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.
forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding
"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"
"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."
"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."
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