What is Schmedium?
1.
A Cross between small and medium.
A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
2.
Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
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3.
A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
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4.
The size between small and medium.
"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"
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