What is Schmee?
1.
noun.
a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.
Can you go get the schmee out of my care.
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I'll see you at the Schmee.
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I need more Schmee.
or
Who is this Schmee?
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2.
A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.
This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.
You are a schmee.
Are you schmeed right now?
You are a schmeeboggs.
Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?
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3.
Can be used as a term of exasperation.
Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend
Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.
(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.
4.
The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.
schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!
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5.
stoked or happy
dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee
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6.
to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.
"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.
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7.
diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant
Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!
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