Schmeeb Edit Meaning

1.

A male breastor nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

See shayne

2.

The name given to any inanimate object (e.g. a rock, crushed beer can, lighter, etc.) handy to a group of drunks at a party. The "schmeeb" is then used in an eponymous drinking game, in which the player with the schmeeb hands it off to another player of his choosing. The exchange goes as follows:

Player 1: "This is a schmeeb."

Player 2: "A what?"

Player 1: "A schmeeb."

Player 2: "Thank you."

Each part of the exchange is crucial, including the "Thank you." Player 2 then hands off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the above exchange, except that the question/answer goes back to Player 1:

Player 2: "This is a schmeeb."

Player 3: "A what?"

Player 2: "A what?" (to Player 1)

Player 1: "A schmeeb" (to Player 2)

Player 2: "A schmeeb" (to Player 3)

Player 3: "Thank you."

The game continues ad infinitum (or ad nauseam, depending on how much you're drinking), with each player handing off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the same exchange (there will obviously be repeats and crossovers, with the same players involved at different points in the chain - which gets tricky.) The round ends when the chain is broken (i.e. a player forgets the order of question/answer, or a recipient forgets to say "Thank you" - which happens often), and the guilty party must finish his beer. This player then starts the next round.

Dude, this crushed beer can would make the perfect schmeeb!

See drinking game, drunk, beer, party

3.

The female breast, singular.

"Dude, check out the schmeebs on that one."

4.

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

See sexy, woman, girl, female, babe

5.

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

See skid, dick, tool, nitz, douchebag

6.

1. An undefinable person

1. "That guy is the king of the schmeebs."

See dude, cool, weirdo, odd, geek

7.

An utterance of defiance OR

Meaning pleasureful

1. You friggin' schmeeb!

2. Schmeeb! SCHMEEB!

See Joe Kickass