Schmeeee

What is Schmeeee?


1.

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.


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