Schmeef

What is Schmeef?


1.

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

See douche, jerk, cocky, arrogant, tool

2.

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

3.

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

See Anon


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