What is Schmeef?
1.
an arrogant guy aka a douche
that guy over there is a total schmeef
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2.
Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.
O man, that schmeef smells like shit
3.
1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.
2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!
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