Schmeet Edit Meaning

1.

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"

possible responses

"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"

"schmeet my dick"

"schmeet it"

See masturbate, beat off, jerk off, flog the dolphin, spank the monkey

2.

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazingan event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat

-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."

And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

See sweet, lame, awesome, amazing, cool, hot, shmeat, great, fantastic, the bomb, wonderful