Schmeeze

What is Schmeeze?


1.

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

See heroin, dope, smack, junk, deadheads

2.

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."

Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"

Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."


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