Schmeeze

What is Schmeeze?

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

See heroin, dope, smack, junk, deadheads

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."

Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"

Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

Ibortion

1. the deletion of songs from your iPod Fuck, man. I want more songs on my iPod, so I had to perform an iBortion on some of my shitty ones..

Life Hack

1. Together the words “life” and “hack” create a phrase that describe any hacks, tips and tricks that get things done quickly by automating..

Vagilicious

1. Term for a woman with a tasty vagina. She doesn't have time for you. She's too busy being vagilicious. See vagina, jami 2...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmeeze Edit Meaning