What is Schmeeze?
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West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.
"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"
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the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words
Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."
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a state of such physical and mental overload one stands an equal chance of either falling into a coma or vomiting one's socks up.
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Another way of saying 'kick it old school'. Coined in the movie Juno.
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