What is Schmeg?
1.
The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!
Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
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2.
a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
3.
Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong
"What is all this
schmeg on my table?"
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4.
The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
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5.
Gross crap.
After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
6.
semen (n)
ejaculation (v)
It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
