Schmeg Muffin

What is Schmeg Muffin?

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

See smegma, schmeg, smegmuffin

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