What is Schmegal?
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A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!
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To, while sober, attempt to have sex with inebriated girls.
Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.
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