Schmegal

What is Schmegal?


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A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

See ass clown, drunk, ass puppet, douche


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