What is Schmegal?
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A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!
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Random Words:
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When someone is being faecesious it means they is talking crap.
Comes from the word "faeces"=crap
- I just bought an elephan..
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(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.
Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AI..
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A euphemism for "penis"
My young soldier was quite pleased after making his conquest last night
See soldier, young, conquest..
