What is Schmegal?
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A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!
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When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.
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ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.
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Mispronunciation by Americans.
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