What is Schmegal?
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A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!
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A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.
also a sex position.
that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriv..
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Appetizers at an Alaskan themed restaurant
I'll have the king crab claw alaskatizers...
