Schmegert

What is Schmegert?

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.

2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?

2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

See asshat, assclown, idiot, moron, stupid

Koozie Cushion

1. When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that w..

Quiggle

1. When a person doesn't have a penis or a vagina but just a flat piece of skin. "I bet that fucker has a quiggle!" See qu..

Gwauning

1. going on Also: gwauns What's gwaning? - What's going on? What gwauns? - What's going on?..

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