Schmegert

What is Schmegert?

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.

2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?

2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

See asshat, assclown, idiot, moron, stupid

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