Schmegma

What is Schmegma?


1.

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

See antonio

2.

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma

makes me throw up my diner

3.

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

4.

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

See dick, cheese, semen

5.

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

See dickcheese, woodtick, obamamama, brownie points, nascarsistic

6.

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

7.

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

See dickcheese, woodtick, obamamama, brownie points, nascarsistic


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