Schmeker Edit Meaning

1. A penis unproportionately longer than wide. Resembles a spaghetti noodle or pencil. Damn, look at that lanky bastard, i bet he has a c..

1. A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret. I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a ..

1. Of or relating to Mario Mario, or his brother Luigi Mario. Often characterized by jumping ability, size, or an affinity for mushrooms. ..