Schmeker Edit Meaning

1. 1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beauti..

1. Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood". I woke up with a country boner again today. See country, boner, morning, woo..

1. An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first d..