Schmelf

What is Schmelf?


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What the schmelf is that?!?

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1. A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends. Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to ea..
1. Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, t..
1. in other words, I love it. intended to roll off the tongue as one syllable, to be acutely valley-girlesque, and to also be pluralized a..