Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. This usually immediately follows the pimp slap after the hoe hits the ground. usually in the order of three graceful steps following up ..

1. a knift is a guy who masturbates on another guy alot. The most common knift is a politician. Politician 1: Hey u wanna go knift? Polit..

1. WTF^10 An expression used when the term wtf just isn't enough. Person A: "Dude, your mom has a 3-inch penix" Person B..