Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus. Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled! Man2: Da' d..

1. used in place of words like gay, stupid, queer, dumb, ect... when describing someone or something. Wow, your acting like such a knob kn..

1. The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage. I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausag..