Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. This is for females: When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because thei..

1. the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon! ..

1. One borne of Ancient Celtic tymes as a wanderer, a lover of all things of nature. He was Draenashkaa, a man of noble importance...