Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. -noun 1. A slutty midget. Combination of Slut and Runt. Look at that Srunt! I bet I could blow a load on her stubs. See runt, slut, m..

1. a general exclamation of surprise. holy fucknight, the dog shit in the house again! See holy sheepshit, holy crap, what the fuck?!, ge..

1. 1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to) 2. Drink all the free beer you can. 3. Get some from any girl that is good l..