Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. When you're fucking a girl up the ass, but for lube you use mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, or any other deli condiment. "Dude,..

1. A bear that has a severe chronic addiction to huckleberries. Much like a crack addict it will do anything to satiate it huckleberry need..

1. a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls. Signs of an a..