Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on g..

1. The process of communicating via "E"lectronic messages rather than through hand flashing gang signs. The origin of the word ..

1. Fear of losing your shoes whilst standing in a pond on the west coast of columbia during autumn. Sorry man i cant go to columbia in the..