Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. Found in abundance in the midwest and elsewhere, this is any van that has a handicap tag in the rear view mirror, instantly doubling t..

1. Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutri..

1. A white person with lots of bling. Carries a roll of 50/100 dollar bills and carries a disposable Virgin mobile phone. Usually forgets s..