Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Li..

1. When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch. My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last ni..

1. When one's personal item or property is engulfed in a yellow substance that often turns snow yellow I yellowed on Pete's car ..