Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. When one buys some cheap flip flops that just so happen to be a retarded pair. By retarded I mean that nothing about them is right. (exa..

1. When a man in a bunnycostume, inserts a carrot into a womans ass, and then procedes to pull it out and insertit into her vaginapussy. T..

1. An adjective describing something that looks bustedor completely fucked up. Now matter how long she spends at the hair dresser, her hai..