Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. When you're pooping and the turd hits the toilet water with enough momentum to splash your butt with poop water. Aimee shivered wh..

1. Pulling a Maloney, where a friend gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss. Will laugh and joke in the mi..

1. Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the good Yankeewho came South to visit and left. That Damn Yankee, Jo..