Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. Somethin' that is not cool.Somethin' that totally sucks. We have nomore beer what a pissah'...

1. The sexiest, most attractive woman on the planet! Did you see Naureen? She turns me on!!..

1. when having sexual intercourse in doggy style just as you reach climax point you pull out and slip a bollock in then jizz up her back. ..