Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. n. Yet another term for the male member. My biatchloves to play my organ. 2. About the only similarity an organ has to a piano is the..

1. To be created from 2 retarded parents, thus fusing their r-tard cells dude look at that freaking quadritard hes a megatard pronounced ..

1. A cock of a gay man, usually use only for penetrating the ass of other men. But once it's in proximity to any female presence, it s..