Schmelf Edit Meaning

1. {Improper English (ie. slang) for "monkey-nut".} An attempt to fix or make reparations to an (1)object or (2)situation to whi..

1. W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspb..

1. While the guy is nailing the chick in the ass from behind the guy puts his legs on the outside of the chicks and trys to jump over her s..